"I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that he'd be dead within a year."

"She's the original good time that was had by all."

"I am doomed to an eternity of compulsive work. No set goal achieved satisfies. Success only breeds a new goal. The golden apple devoured has seeds. It is endless."

"This became a credo of mine...attempt the impossible in order to improve your work."

"From the age of six, I have known that I was sexy. And let me tell you it has been hell, sheer hell, waiting to do something about it."

"There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne."

"Acquaintance, n. A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to."

"God gave us memory so that we might have roses in December."

"Heaven's not beyond the clouds, it's just beyond the fear."

"Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach. Those who can't teach, teach education."

"I am the only truth I know."

"My mom is the most famous thing about my video blog. Everyone likes moms. People enjoy watching people's family."